The person you simp for.

Simpling is a gender neutral term used to describe the Person you have fallen in love with.
"I have a big crush on Harry, he is my simpling."

"Everyone loves Emma, that girl is a real simpling."
by Emily Treeshit May 07, 2021
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Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.
"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs
by Norf Man November 09, 2020
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Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
by the_dickie July 07, 2009
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A word to use after you “roast” someone and or state a fact. Popular term used by the Youtuber SoLLUMINATI.
My mans is a doo doo shirt and grey pants, SIMPLE.”
by Daddy Dark November 12, 2017
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