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The 'band' that makes me envy deaf people. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing their endless whining about how horrible their lives are (they should do everyone a favor and end them now).
If you put simple plan down, their prepubecent fans often say things like "get a life", often followed by a "talk to the hand because the face isn't listening" while flaunting their homosexuality.
Me: What the hell??! My ears are bleeding!!! This is terrible! What is this shit!?

Deaf Person: What?

Simple Plan Fan: Gawd! It's Simple Plan! Get a life!
by HandOvDooM May 21, 2006
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Simple Plan (Whinging gits) Should be renamed to Simpletons or Simply Painful. My message to them, boo hoo fellas, no really, I mean it. I can't imagine what it must be like growing up as a teenager with parents, in a house, with meals provided and no doubt all the little luxuries that are expected...wait....hang on a minute! Wasn't I a teenager once? By Zuess's beard I think I was! In fact, I'd go so far as to say that everyone has been a teenager at some point in their lives! If you think being a teenager is tough and no-one understands you then I can't wait for you to experience the real world! Wake up to yourselves ya bunch of spanners, appreciate everything you have got. The world ain't gonna come to you, you gotta get involved with it so STOP BLOODY CRYING!!! Sheesh! I just want to slap you all and poke you in the eye.
Simple Plan - Untitled - (How Could This Happen To Me?) Uh, guys, just cos the title is in brackets doesn't mean it's not a title! Stop trying to be clever...you're not! Goose!
by Lenny The Brave November 17, 2005
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No talent jokes from Quebec, who (along with Good Charlotte, Panic! At The Dico and Fall Out Boy) are destroying punk music, cause somewhere along the line Simple Plan became punk and mainstream music buried true punk like Bad Religion, Sex Pistols and so forth. Mainly listened to by wannabe punks who don't know anything about Bad Religion.
Fag: I like punk music.
Me: Oh, so do you like Bad Religion or The Misfits?
Fag: Who? I'm talking about Punk...like Simple Plan. Who ever your talking about can't be punk, I've never heard of them.
Me: *Punch*

Seriously based on true events
by Deadman Music Scene April 04, 2006
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A Band that is NOT PUNK ROCK they never said they were punk rock. stop stereo-typing bands. all they want to do is make music they never asked for you to like them. they dont CARE at all if you hate them or not.
Simple Plan does have fans they dont really care you hate them
by Jen and Danielle December 29, 2005
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A band that tries to be punk, when really they are emo. They are unquestionably one of the worst bands of the last two years, and among the worst of all time.
I would prefer to be trapped in the 80s listening to Wham! and Duran Duran for the rest of my life than listen to Simple Plan.
by Zuby November 03, 2005
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(1)simple plan-simple minds. A band whom are wannabes. Sound crap. Are whiney. Fans are either teenyboppers 'like omg ya simple plan' or some kid who wont shut up about how his/her life sucks.. yada yada yada.
(2) a plan/ scheme that is simple.:|
(1) Oh have you heard that simple plan song, called shut up? Ironic wouldnt you say? they should 'shut up.'
(2) aha! i like it! what simple plan, hmmm could work...
by sid vicious November 01, 2005
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Fuckwits with guitars that whine about their lattes.
OMG, like Simple Plan like tottalllly rocks my socks.
by Viggo November 20, 2004
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