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in my world, they are the most whining bastards i have ever heard of them. they couldn't sing to save their lives. and what's really sad is that their fans are obsessed over the band members and how hot they are, instead of their actually music. get over yourselves! they have theirt own lives and you have your own!
meanwhile...
their songs are soooo whiny and Pierre (who many girls fantasize living their lives with- and are mainly preteens) can't make any songs if he tried his hardest neither can Chuck or anyone else in the band. they just might as well hire a songwriter
-Man, did you hear that one, new Simple Plan song? About how life was unfair?
-Sorry, I didn't catch that. I was too busy waxing my own butt and my dog's
by Taelor June 02, 2006
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A "rock/punk" (so theyre called...) band from Canada who hav nothing better to do than whinge and whine about their lives. Their lives are probably a hell of a lot better than lots of other peoples, being millionares and everything, but they whine anyway..
Immm sorrry I cannnt be peeerrrfeccct (Damn straight!)
Welcome to my life! (No thanks!)
Just shuddup, shuddup, shuddup, dont wanna hear you.. (I dont want to hear YOU, Simple Plan!)
by SimplePlanHater March 01, 2005
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Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.
Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*
by Simon Way September 24, 2005
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Whiny boy band who label themselves "punk". WTF? The Red Hot Chili Peppers are more "punk" than them, and RHCP aren't even punk! Geez!

And all my friends rekon the lead singers hot! Grossout! Axl Rose looks like a Calvin Klien model next to him!
by Tayla August 14, 2004
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annoying band, that all they do is whine about shit and they suck and have no talent
simple plan sucks
by irishmoron December 06, 2005
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A terrible pop-punk band that wants to be Nirvana by singing pseudo-depressed pop songs to ten-year-olds. They dye their hair black and feed the "Punk-Poser" and "I'm-so-goth" groups.
The reason we have all these annoying posers and such is because of the disgraceful music that escapes the walnut-sized brains and oversized mouths of annoying bands like Simple Plan.
by Lord Of The Xenophiles April 05, 2005
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Lamest band on earth, they suck beyond comprehension. while the millions record companies spend millions on these middle class whingers they could be restoring infrastructure to africa or helping to eraidacate world debt, but noooo they wanna fund some whinging,(left) ball sucking, losers.
Dumbass whinger: OMG i looove simple plan, how awesome and deep is the plight of their eternal torture form that is their lives, i can totally relate to it

Me: (starts to shudder violently) a...but...they...how could anyone....like...(head explodes as a result of being unable to comprehend how anyone is stupid enough to like a band that gay)
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