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The act of simping on a girl while you jerk off to her. Truly disgusting.
Guy 1, in bathroom: "Fuck you're so pretty I would die for you"

Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"
by c4ct1 April 24, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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