A machine that will make any bro that is a simp not a simp
Bro1: hey you want to play some Minecraft

Bro2: nah my gf is calling me
Bro1: get the simpinator!
by Mr.pbh May 05, 2020
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When you lowkey in pain over a person, so you listen to sad music nd think of them
Tom: Yo u still simpin?
Dane: Yeah, dawg the heart wants what it wants
by Youngintellect December 28, 2017
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when you can't stop thinking about a person, so you listen to sad music
by dawgg4545 April 04, 2019
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Listening to sad music thinking about someone who’s not thinking about you
Damn bruh I was simpin about Rachel last night
by Yeeteeer June 16, 2019
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When you fall for someone you know you shouldn’t fall for And end up hurting because there is nothing you can do 😩💔
Bestie: What’s wrong bro

Me: I’m simpin over you know who

Bestie: damn bro that’s tuff
by Smooch May 18, 2019
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The guy who always make sure his girlfriends needs come before his own. He says he does it because he likes to make her happy, but everybody knows he’s just simpin...
“Has anyone heard from Caleb today?”
Nah man he’s simpin’...”
by laZboi182 May 22, 2020
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