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A language created on Monday, November 9th, 2020 that is owned by the Simp Nation
Hey what language do you speak?
Simpian
by UltraRaptor#5817 November 10, 2020
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May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A boy thats a huge simp for many girls
you betrayed the boys you you you SIMPIAN
by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 17, 2020
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Lesbian Simp. A girl who overvalues another girl.
This girl sent $500 to me, what a simpian!
by Lumi_Pumi February 07, 2021
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a Simpians is a species of human with an abnormally large penis, measuring upwards of 8 inches.
“Have you seen James? My guy is packing at least 9 inches, he must be a Simpians!”
by massivesimpians September 10, 2020
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