i’m sorry kaylie please take me back i know you cheated but it’s okay i think we can work around it.
by istilloveu March 13, 2020
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A term usually thrown around randomly now, a simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money to a girl, or bashing others/themselves. They typically do not get the girl.
Correct usage:
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
by gerardington March 27, 2020
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Someone who would waste their life savings for Pokimaine to say his name , there are also more definitions to this word
40 year old that masturbates to hentai: I must be recognized *donates $10,000 to Pokimaine
Pokimaine: wow thanks for the dono *doesnt say name*
40 year old that masturbates to hentai: ... how must i be treated this way. i must simp more
Pokimaine: wow thanks for the dono *doesnt say name*
40 year old that masturbates to hentai: ... how must i be treated this way. i must simp more
by pseudonym ツ October 05, 2020
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When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.
"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"
"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"
"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"
by Simp Friend January 13, 2020
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People, who can also be known as 'Yogev', that put girls high on their priority for no reason. They treat girls too good, while they don't receive that treatment back.
by Romi Kl. April 05, 2020
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An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy
An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Jacob talking to Lauren: “I can’t believe he said women are destined to be housewives. If you were my girl, I’d be the one making sandwiches for you.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
by w0nders November 14, 2019
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a male or female that is diminished by society to think that treating your s/o respectfully is a wuss way to show affection. people use the term bro’s before hoes but the s/o is not a hoe and is in fact a very important person in their life, they should not be put down for knowing how to treat a human like they should be in a healthy relationship.
by alyssashav05 August 16, 2020
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