Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

The biggest simp you will ever see. Any e-girl you have ever seen has a message from this simp, asking for ankle pics.

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

The alpha of all simps. A male that gives masses of money to girls that don't want anything to do with him