Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.
Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020
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by nikkamaster October 05, 2020
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by nikkamaster October 05, 2020
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The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.
by Neegaboi May 11, 2021
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The biggest simp you will ever see. Any e-girl you have ever seen has a message from this simp, asking for ankle pics.
Random e-girl: Hey guys whats u-
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????
by Some guy with ADHD February 28, 2020
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A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.
Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
by TheWackyboyGazette September 02, 2020
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The alpha of all simps. A male that gives masses of money to girls that don't want anything to do with him
by SisterFista May 21, 2020
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