Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
by Pimpinnotsimpin March 22, 2020
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
by A7sa July 03, 2019
by SimpSensei February 01, 2020
a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman ≠ simpery.
A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
by yovishi April 09, 2020
S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy. Some male who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female. He usually chasing around a female who not even worth the work or time.
guy 1 ”Yo why is micah always being a simp towards ana?”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”
by dabeast1215 October 22, 2019
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
by B-bree April 05, 2020
Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in gain favor with that person.
by XxZoexX August 02, 2020
May 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

