Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
by Pimpinnotsimpin March 22, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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by SimpSensei February 01, 2020
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a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman ≠ simpery.
A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
by yovishi April 09, 2020
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S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy. Some male who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female. He usually chasing around a female who not even worth the work or time.
guy 1 ”Yo why is micah always being a simp towards ana?”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”
by dabeast1215 October 22, 2019
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There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
by B-bree April 05, 2020
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A simp is like a starving lion, decrepit and weak, but as soon as it sees meat or possibilities of female companionship, he exerts all his energy in order to grab the prey. The lion will often fail because of how weak he has become from lack of food, it’s the same for the simp, his lack of confidence or social awareness makes him to weak to grab any prey - Jewce Man
“She is literally my everything” - Simp
“I have trouble imagining my life without you” - Simp
“Even tho we haven’t meet in person yet, I already be knowing that you going to be looking gooodddddd and beautiful asl” - Simp
“Even tho sometimes we don’t talk or call through the whole day, that’s not gonna stop me from talking or texting you” - Simp
“Even tho some people say that u use me for my money or stuff, u don’t. I send u money or buy u food or do both because I gotta make sure my queen gets her nails did etc or if she’s hungry I gotta make sure she eats” - Simp
Wise Words: “Today I call on all simps to end their suffering... Get over her you are better than this, you‘re not worthless because of your lack of Blue Eyes White Dragons... you’re not in love simp, you are in love with the idea of love. Love won’t fix your lack of self confidence, don’t allude yourself into thinking she will make you happy, learn to be happy with yourself and trust me, the coochie will come naturally... Now fly simp! Transcend into the next level, today is the day you start your journey into the light... Omg, you look so beautiful, the way you twirl in the wind, simp!” - Jewce Man
Simps Explained: youtu.be/nWtOPnbiAw4
“I have trouble imagining my life without you” - Simp
“Even tho we haven’t meet in person yet, I already be knowing that you going to be looking gooodddddd and beautiful asl” - Simp
“Even tho sometimes we don’t talk or call through the whole day, that’s not gonna stop me from talking or texting you” - Simp
“Even tho some people say that u use me for my money or stuff, u don’t. I send u money or buy u food or do both because I gotta make sure my queen gets her nails did etc or if she’s hungry I gotta make sure she eats” - Simp
Wise Words: “Today I call on all simps to end their suffering... Get over her you are better than this, you‘re not worthless because of your lack of Blue Eyes White Dragons... you’re not in love simp, you are in love with the idea of love. Love won’t fix your lack of self confidence, don’t allude yourself into thinking she will make you happy, learn to be happy with yourself and trust me, the coochie will come naturally... Now fly simp! Transcend into the next level, today is the day you start your journey into the light... Omg, you look so beautiful, the way you twirl in the wind, simp!” - Jewce Man
Simps Explained: youtu.be/nWtOPnbiAw4
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by Fusionboat38438 July 06, 2020
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