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A simp is like a starving lion, decrepit and weak, but as soon as it sees meat or possibilities of female companionship, he exerts all his energy in order to grab the prey. The lion will often fail because of how weak he has become from lack of food, it’s the same for the simp, his lack of confidence or social awareness makes him to weak to grab any prey - Jewce Man
“She is literally my everything” - Simp
“I have trouble imagining my life without you” - Simp
“Even tho we haven’t meet in person yet, I already be knowing that you going to be looking gooodddddd and beautiful asl” - Simp
“Even tho sometimes we don’t talk or call through the whole day, that’s not gonna stop me from talking or texting you” - Simp
“Even tho some people say that u use me for my money or stuff, u don’t. I send u money or buy u food or do both because I gotta make sure my queen gets her nails did etc or if she’s hungry I gotta make sure she eats” - Simp
Wise Words: “Today I call on all simps to end their suffering... Get over her you are better than this, you‘re not worthless because of your lack of Blue Eyes White Dragons... you’re not in love simp, you are in love with the idea of love. Love won’t fix your lack of self confidence, don’t allude yourself into thinking she will make you happy, learn to be happy with yourself and trust me, the coochie will come naturally... Now fly simp! Transcend into the next level, today is the day you start your journey into the light... Omg, you look so beautiful, the way you twirl in the wind, simp!” - Jewce Man
Simps Explained: youtu.be/nWtOPnbiAw4
“I have trouble imagining my life without you” - Simp
“Even tho we haven’t meet in person yet, I already be knowing that you going to be looking gooodddddd and beautiful asl” - Simp
“Even tho sometimes we don’t talk or call through the whole day, that’s not gonna stop me from talking or texting you” - Simp
“Even tho some people say that u use me for my money or stuff, u don’t. I send u money or buy u food or do both because I gotta make sure my queen gets her nails did etc or if she’s hungry I gotta make sure she eats” - Simp
Wise Words: “Today I call on all simps to end their suffering... Get over her you are better than this, you‘re not worthless because of your lack of Blue Eyes White Dragons... you’re not in love simp, you are in love with the idea of love. Love won’t fix your lack of self confidence, don’t allude yourself into thinking she will make you happy, learn to be happy with yourself and trust me, the coochie will come naturally... Now fly simp! Transcend into the next level, today is the day you start your journey into the light... Omg, you look so beautiful, the way you twirl in the wind, simp!” - Jewce Man
Simps Explained: youtu.be/nWtOPnbiAw4
by Fusionboat38438 July 06, 2020
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It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them. This applies to males in relationships when they are so submissive that they say literally anything to be in favor with the female.
Jake: Bro, did you hear what collin said to his girl?
Alex: Yeah, he's such a Simp he's embarrassing to be around.
Alex: Yeah, he's such a Simp he's embarrassing to be around.
by Odyssey, The Anti Simp September 02, 2020
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(as a verb) to express great appreciation for someone to the point of putting them on a pedestal, can be used in both the platonic and/or romantic sense
person 1: i’m so lonely, i really want someone to simp
person 2: well there’s this one person who’s just your type
person 1: oh, no, no! i mean i just want a friend to platonically crush over
person 2: ahhh i get it
person 2: well there’s this one person who’s just your type
person 1: oh, no, no! i mean i just want a friend to platonically crush over
person 2: ahhh i get it
by simps4sale October 11, 2020
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People, who can also be known as 'Yogev', that put girls high on their priority for no reason. They treat girls too good, while they don't receive that treatment back.
by Romi Kl. April 05, 2020
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A term usually thrown around randomly now, a simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money to a girl, or bashing others/themselves. They typically do not get the girl.
Correct usage:
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
by gerardington March 27, 2020