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A Simp Daddy is a nice guy who is secretly dominant. A Simp Daddy is a simp on the streets and a daddy in the sheets.
"Get in here Simp Daddy!! I'm ready for some fun," shouted Jessica from the bedroom as her high school sweetheart grabs snacks and the handcuffs for movie night.
by Simp Queen For All August 28, 2020
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.
by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014
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a person who thinks of themselves as a massive player yet lacks any intellect or ability to spell their own name. they usually are that over weight, hairy, disgusting friend that thinks they're that much of a legend and will give themselves a nickname.
by even_bigger_dick_playa October 08, 2014
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The biological father that's overly desperate for his offspring’s attention, especially if they are bad people, undesirables, or low lives, who have shown outright disrespect and contempt for him, yet he stills continues to obsess over and overly placate his entitlement Kings and Queens - in training. Simp Daddies are insecure but selfish, narcissistic men who have learned to be a Simp from their fathers and Entitlement Queen egg donors.
Frank is sure a foolish Simp Daddy. After his brat daughter, who didn't like Frank tell her what to do at age 9, ran off to live with Frank's meddling white trash ex-wife. Frank's daughter ignored him for nine years until she dropped out of high school to be a stripper so she could afford her drug habit. Now, because she is spending one hour a week meeting Frank up at a coffee shop, Frank bought her a brand new car and is sending her to an expensive out-of-state college, all expenses paid. In return, Frank would be happy if she only sends him a Christmas Card once every ten years. Frank has taken a second full-time job and has forced his second wife, who is disabled to work three part-time jobs - just to make Frank's little girl's dreams come true!
by Fly_on_the_wall - the insider December 23, 2020