Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018
The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.
Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized
by SimzSimma September 24, 2016
Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.
With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.
With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.
*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.
* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica
* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica
by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008
Simone is a girl who is fun to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humour and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body but doesnt worry about what she eats, She can be quiet sometimes but it doesnt mean she isnt up for making jokes or having fun, She is practicly the best person in the world.
by Orzo September 01, 2008
Simone is a bad ass bitch and hella fine. She is short, brown hair, brown skin, and fiioooonnne!!!!!! Every guy wants her because she's tough and cute what else can you ask for in a girl. She's is a very private person though she knows how to fight and will protect all of her friends guys or girls she will fight you so run!!!!! A Simone has a split personality she can be the goofer of the century but wen its time to get serious she get serious. A Simone is literally the best person to be friends with
by Her BFFF December 20, 2018
The most beautiful and sensual of all the women. She is extremely intelligent and has a great sense of humor, any guy would be lucky to have her.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.
Nick: So the mile high club aye?
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!
*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!
*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*
by SpanishNick1991 August 29, 2011
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