An amazing person who is often too shy to say what he needs. Gives amazing cuddles and when in a silly mood can make even the grumpiest person laugh. Can spit out rapid-fire puns and will often be seen playing Pokemon furiously. Often have amazing green eyes and perfect bodies. Insanely smart at science, the best boyfriends a person could ask for.

Words to describe a Simon:
- Lovable
- Wonderful
- Unforgettable
- Humorous
- Sweet
- Trustworthy
- Friendly
Mum: "So how was your day, honey?"
Child: "It was amazing!!! I saw Simon at recess and he cheered me up from my horrible maths test..."
Mum: "He sounds lovely."
Child: "Oh, he is. I love Simon."
by RoseDreamer March 19, 2013
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A really special soul.
He makes you want to be involved in every part of his life.
He draws you in and makes you never want to leave.
He makes you hope for a day when you can be his.
Simon, i have completely and irrevocably fallen for you.
by WoodChuck89 September 08, 2016
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A hard man with a good heart. Aways being to harsh but lovely at the same time.
Anonymous: "Why are you crying Simon?"
Simon: "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye"
by IDK1907 September 20, 2012
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When a guy grinds on 4 girls in a line at a dance
Aaron: Do you see him?
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!
by dunton September 11, 2011
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Simon is a Latino-American word used for Yeah, Or Hell yeah.

Guy1- Ey guey you think that hyna over there is fine?
Guy2- ay Simon homez she is fine.
by Cubanitamami December 21, 2006
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The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.
Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.

Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.
by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014
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A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.
“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”

“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
by Neebs_06 February 10, 2018
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