1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.
2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others
2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others
1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!
by AntiSimon2 August 12, 2010
(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.
(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.
(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.
(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.
(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.
(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"
(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."
(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"
(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."
(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"
by frankbones February 9, 2007
is a female demonic legendary creature who seduces men in their sleep, repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.
by overlord72 July 15, 2010
Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.
by Omni64 February 22, 2010
simone=guy
by Globglogabgalab February 19, 2020
means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse
by boblee February 8, 2008