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He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.
“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”

“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”
by Siamang724 July 25, 2021
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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