1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you