by NotADawson April 13, 2011
A brand of hexagonal electronic drums in the 80's, often considered the maker of the first true electronic drumset. Simmons was known for their infamous "dzssshh" and "beyoooo" sounds that can be heard on countless 80's pop and new wave songs. The Simmons name was reincarnated in 2006 when Guitar Center bought the rights to the name and logo. They now manufacture low-end (aka crap) electronic drumsets that are of no relation to the original Simmons company.
Some 80's record: "boom ba doom beyoooo!"
Musically uneducated person: "WTF was that?"
Drummer: "Simmons drums!"
Musically uneducated person: "WTF was that?"
Drummer: "Simmons drums!"
by jimbob8353 November 29, 2010
One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.
by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006
by kobie22 April 10, 2009
by Rock a dock a doodle February 26, 2016
Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.
Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"
Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."
Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."
by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014