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the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's
by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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Math professor in Botosani, Romania.

His full name is Simion Abel Fanica.

He is the AntiChrist, leader of Illuminati and the oldest person in the world. He is bald and has evil mustache with laser eyes.

Simion uses words like: "infernal, criminal, draga, duduie"

He hates everyone except for a student called Darius because he is a gay jew.
We must kill Simion.

Da!
by simionmoment March 10, 2021
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He is very smart when it wants to be, he is very friendly when he likes/knows you can be very talkative when open about his feelings towards you

Must be great to have a Simion in your life!!!
Omg is that a Simion he’s so hawttt
by Rawrunderluv December 13, 2020
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