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A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.
John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.
by Stage Name April 11, 2007
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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