(N.) The most beautiful creature that ever existed. He is god sent to earth in human form. It is impossible to look him straight in the face without fainting from his sheer beauty. His ginger is like the sun. He sheds carrots.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

The nicest, sweetest, wittiest boy who is caring and helpful even at the most difficult times. He’s very selfless and smart. He knows exactly what to say at exactly the right time. He is super cute and super sexy. He means the world to his best friend and they love him because of who he is. He is awesome, cool, and friendly. He is popular and has a great friendly nice group of friends. He just wants the best for everyone and he makes sure everyone knows that.

a hairy man who likes to go to nude beaches and eat frumundacheese and CHEETO SNACKS!