a sexy blonde girl that is great in bed and knows how to party it up and drink it down. shes an expert on alcohol and all kinds of awesome shit. everyone adores her and thinks she fucking awesome. she absolutely lovesss pickles..chode ones. she makes everyone go DAYYYUMMM whenever she walks by.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.