When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl
- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?
- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!
Or:
- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!
- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!
Or:
- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!
by guy_interruptd December 17, 2009
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.
This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.
My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.
My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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