When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.
Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?
Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.
Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?
Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.
Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?
Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
by Poncejuice December 12, 2018
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When you love someone and talk about them or see them, the sigh that results is called a LOVE SIGH.
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You could love sigh all the time and not even know it, because this is a new word brought to you by Alessandra and Kimmy.
by JennyAlessandraKimmy February 25, 2008
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by Zhu Showalter March 12, 2007
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A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web sites), or other publicly visible area to generate sympathy, attention and/or reaction from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague, yet rife with emotion (see also, Emo) in order to generate the appropriate level of attention or sympathy.
Examples of Internet Sighs, include, but are not limited to:
• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,
• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,
• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,
• “I hate (wo)men”
Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.
• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,
• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,
• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,
• “I hate (wo)men”
Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.
by El Rey Cabrones September 28, 2009
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When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.
Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"
by Soapboxy July 26, 2009
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The internal or external manifestation of relief felt upon learning the object of one's sexual attraction is above the age of consent.
by B. Ligerati January 10, 2008
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*Chuck wins a lotto ticket for $50,000,000.00, then the ticket gets blown away by the wind*
Chuck: FUCKING SIGH
Chuck: FUCKING SIGH
by NarooN June 11, 2011
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