My buddy Brent was a flaming Sigg.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

He lit his sigg.

"Jake is a sigg!"

"Yeah, I agree, he's always fucking my dog."