The ultimate stripper name, destined to become a sex goddess. By giving this name to a child, you have probably doomed them to a career as either a stripper, hooker, or escort. She will however satisfy a long line of men, meeting all her dietary protein needs. Contrary to popular belief, this name has nothing to do with the X-Men.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.