Crazy ASS old lady that yells and curses about god, often slams down the laptop when angry, wears a kimono, has evil ginger hair, also known as the book slamming, paper pushing off the desk, crazy woman.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

crazy girl that likes to skinny dip