Dancing sideways. The girl is usually facing towards the ceiling and the male the floor. This in no way means sex.

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

A euphemism for sex.

It's a sex position where a guy fucks you in the ear until his penis is stuck in her ear. He lets go and let's his dick hang like a sideways ponytail

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.

Sex where intercourse or penetration is NOT used...i.e. "foreplay" being a complete sexual experience in and of itself. Preferred by an increasing number of couples.

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".