Strickly a sex buddy . The girl on the side . The guy on the side. Side jobs are use for purpose of sex. Sidejobs can never escalate to a girlfriend or boyfried . Sidejobs can not block partners from he or she having other sidejobs . Sidejobs can never become friends with partners other sidejobs or girlfriends / boyfriends.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

A Side Job is a girl in your life of little or no importance. However every girl must begin at this status and work her way up to "Main Job". The sides are left, right, front and back, as any more girls than this at one time is greedy and difficult.

The act of a female or male bending to the side and a male sticking his erect penis in the fat rolls eventually causing an orgasm

The act of watching porn and giving the person next to you a hand job