Top definition
a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.
Wow, while the guy was changing, I saw some amazing sidecock.
by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008
Get a Sidecock mug for your fish Manley.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the dirtpilled neck gaiter and mug.
2
A male version of a side chick
Sarah: I have another man even though i have a boyfriend. So there is my boyfriend and a side cock!
by DDS95 July 18, 2018
Get the Side cock neck gaiter and mug.
3
when your boxers cause you dick and balls to turn to the left or right due to the boxers turning to the left or right.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.
joey- aww shit man my underwear is causing to have major side cock!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!
by EdgelessFire March 11, 2011
Get the side cock neck gaiter and mug.
4
a penis, as seen from the side or back, so only part of one side of it, typically the side of the head is visible.
Wow, while the guy was changing, I saw some amazing sidecock.
by Peter Boyer March 24, 2008
Get a Sidecock mug for your Facebook friend Trump.
5
The word sidecock is derived from sidekick, it is a derogatory term, used to highlight the inept or ineffective qualities of a sidekick.
Batman and his sidecock Robin
by offy June 12, 2007
Get a sidecock mug for your buddy Larisa.
6
When somebody joins in on a conversation without knowing anything and sucks someone’s cock on the side.
The word sidecock is a higher badge then the phrase dick rider or meat rider.
by CEO sidecock February 22, 2021
Get a Sidecock mug for your cousin Bob.