Urban Dictionary: Side Burns

When one insults someone, whilst simultaneously insulting any number of other people; an add-on burn

me(to noob)-Yeah your sister's a slut, and your mom's not lookin' to kosher right now either.
my buddy-sweet sideburn on that noob.

by shawn666 April 13, 2008

Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.

"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."

by WHSMB January 11, 2009

When girls shave two landing strips into their pubes.... looks like sidburns

"Dude, I could see her bright red sideburns through her white shorts!"

by Shmelgs October 28, 2007

To be a guy and fuck a girl who has more facial hair then yourself.

Skyler: dude you fucked a sideburns thats discusting. you better have been intoxicated you ickle slut.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 10, 2005

Hair that grows down the side of the legs from a bushy womans vagina

Did you see that sexy girl in the bikini? Yes did you see them sideburns

by Stretchnutzz87 October 28, 2015