A sick bastard is the worst type of person. Sick bastards enjoy putting IcyHot on toilet seats, giving unwanted love taps, and usually run in pairs.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

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Someone who's emotionally unavailable, fears to love, has weird taste in things, and will either be the sweetest guy you ever know or someone that will break your heart into pieces. He is usually really smart, unconventional and charming in a very unusual way. He is the bad boy that young women are curious about but grown-ass women will stay away from.

Something you call someone when they seem to be nonchalantly imitating someone who you do not want another of; also used when someone takes something from you or says something disgusting.