Why don't you go shyzer yourself!

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.

Having trouble in slow traffic, say oh 'shizer'!
Wasted time taking a wrong direction at work or in traffic, exclaim 'Oh Shyzer', instead of 'Oh Shit'

Ahhhh man I gotta take a shyzer.

David Bowie had shyzer hair in Labrynth, and Snowy Shaw often looks quite shyzer.

shizer! mac lieben, shricken ne deutch!
shit, my book, i speak german!
-Chris B.