combination of shit faced and wasted. When someone is extremely inebriated.
When disscussion someone dancing on table with top off, "Man, that chick is SHWASTED!!"
by T*Dawn January 24, 2005
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(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted

1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.

2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.
Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!
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consuming mass quantities of beer to the point of dancing and/or wanting to spar vigorously. this can lead to a serious of comedic references later served to you that very next morning!
Man, jesse you sure were Shwasted last night, i was laughing so hard when you were trying to walk to your SUV!
by mr clap happy July 12, 2011
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The Jewish version of being wasted aka you are drunk because you were stingy with your alcohol.
Keekee: Damn Trina is shwasted!
Samantha: Yeah because that bitch didn't share her bottle of Alaze.

Keekee: Smh. Damn Jew.
by duhnaynay December 01, 2010
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The act of being wasted, only with more swag.
"I was shwasted last night"
by GODofSWAG October 04, 2011
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I was shwasted the night I made out with him. That was the appx 6 beers that night.
by SchwamRed07 December 13, 2009
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