Urban Dictionary: Shwanker

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Stephanie: Does Alex have a shwanker?
Jessie: Yes, he has a rather monsterous shwanker?

by R3d H0nd4 January 06, 2010

Jul 29 Word of the Day

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

by brownsuite September 24, 2011

A combination of words Shwamy (slimy) and Wanker (one who partakes in vigorous, inappropriate self pleasure)

"That guy is such a Shwanker! He tried to grope me and grope himself at the same time!"

by shelly says January 04, 2016

shwanker- the word that describes every word
means-dick, sex ,some1 beignn a asswipe, moron stupid

dude ur a shwanker
shwank me harder
you fucking shwanker
hes being a shwanker

by shwanker March 28, 2005

Member to staff: Daaahling! Bring my Picante to the terrace, will you.
Staff's reaction: Who does this Shwanker think she is?!?

by perfectamundo August 16, 2020