Derived from the word "Shwasted," (being completely wasted) Shwaked refers to being completely and totally baked. aka (high on marijuana.)
Inyah pahnts: Dude, Kristen Stewart was totally shwasted last night with Rob Pattinson. She sucked his dick for the paparizi!

Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-gun-funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-weird-way-sexy-son.
by A.m.K.47 September 11, 2009
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Annoying,
exaggerating looking bitch
Ugly shovel looking ass bitch with rakey ass hair
"ooh girl" says jackie
"what?" Says queen
"that girl was looking shwakey af today".
by biglipzbaby June 04, 2013
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The state of being completely drunk. (shw-aaa-ked)
"Dude, i was soo fuckin SHWAKED last night!!"
by UnFadEaBle April 28, 2008
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