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1) weak or impotent cannabis or dirt weed; 2)something of exceptionally poor or low quality which is generally looked down upon.
1) Tom refuses to buy or smoke schwag weed - he only likes kind bud.

2) The people joked that Tom has a schwag car, but little do they know he is planning on buying a new Audi next week.
by spo jboovdfmmj May 28, 2004
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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Marijuana of poor quality. Bargain basement pot.
Since being laid off because of covid, all I can afford is this stinky shwag.
by talk2me-JCH April 09, 2021
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Low quality marijuana, usually very dry, full of stems and seeds and shit you don't want to inhale; Epitome of the phrase "quantity over quality"
what the fuck is this shwag doing in the bowl? shit man we might as well be smoking dirt.
by stew February 07, 2005
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Low grade marijuana. It'll get you high, but it takes a lot of it. Preferably smoked in blunts and bongloads, shwag should definitely not be the first plan of action. Although, if you're fiending and you've got $5 theres nothing wrong with a nice fatty blunt.
Lets go get a dime of some shwag and twist up a couple fatties!
by k manjohnson March 13, 2008
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