An expression of overpowering disinterest in a topic of discussion and an equally overpowering desire for the conversation to end.
Idiot: Aren't my new faded pants that are just like everyone else's new faded pants just SOOO great?!
You: Shutever.
by Ian j. Matheson April 02, 2003
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a combination of the commonly used phrases shut-up and whatever. This word simply tells someone to shut-up while at the same time dismissing what they've said, hence the 'whatever'.
"I did not take the last cookie! Shutever Tony!"
by LimeGreenFlirt/HotPinkAztec August 06, 2009
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1) shut up + whatever = shutever
2) a cross between shut up and whatever
Bob: Sally, you're such a kiss ass.
Sally: Shutever! I'm just doing my job, unlike SOME people...
Bob: You shutever, biatch!
by devine emo February 27, 2008
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a combination of "shut up" and "whatever" used in times of frustration.
"Those jeans make your ass look fat."

"Shutever, bitch."
by Carly McCarty June 10, 2008
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A short way of saying Shut-up and Whatever at the same time. Must be pronounced using the same utter disdain as a 13-year-old girl would use when saying "WHATEVER!" to her mother.
Hey Kelly, I saw a bunch of our old high school friends the other day...they started a rumor that you got breast implants!?!

"SHUTEVER!...these puppies are real and they know it!"
by 11atom November 16, 2009
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term to use when one can't decide whether to say "shut up" or "whatever"
Person One: "I heard you slept with Jason last night"
Person Two: "SHUTEVER JULIE GOSH"
by imaGINAtion December 19, 2005
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when you want the person to shut up and are annoyed. creates a mixture of shut up and whatever.
man: “you just said the dumbest thing ever” woman: “shutever”
by wavvy.lexa December 29, 2019
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