Urban Dictionary: Shut face

The action of shutting ones face mentally and physically

“Shut face Tom”

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shut face before I break face

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.

"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

by Dennibel February 17, 2004

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Another form of shut up

-Dude, your mom is hot!
-Shut your face

by esch8 January 10, 2004

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a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard

you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats

by boonis January 08, 2004

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recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth

shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats

by kevinP January 08, 2004

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Commonly pronounced SHUT TEH FACE, as spelled, STF should always be capitalized when used online. It is the most 1338 way of saying shut the fuck up cause your way n00ber than yours truly.

erik-otaku : Whatever toast, come to the next party and ill own you.
min.dan: SHUT TEH FACE.

by min.dan June 16, 2003

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Leet computer speak for telling someone to shut the fuck up.

Jim: "My CPU is 10x the processing power of your CPU, furthermore, I can run 52 appli--"

Joe: "SHUT TEH FACE!"

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