when you say you have to take a shit/dump and it comes out shump.
by Tom Alumyzs July 10, 2008
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Shump or Shumpei doesn't have any clear definition. It's meaning has been lost over translation from the ancient world of Japanese. These days, Shumpei or shump can be referred to anything, as a noun, verb, or adjective.
"Let's go shump that nigga up!"
"I got me a 10 dollar shump the other night. Wow, she was worth it!"
by Timmy Santino May 18, 2006
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Taking a BEASTLY dump before taking a BEASTLY shower!!! Like a BOSS!!!
Solly is a BOSS so he went to take a beastly shump/dower!!
by MikeHawk69 April 09, 2012
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A cross between a pump and a shoe. they are going to be the next big thing, there are currently a nice pair of Fred Perry's available in Schuh but soon everyone will bring them out.
They're a damn sexy pair of shumps you have on there
by THE BADASS DAN June 28, 2009
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When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.
by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 07, 2018
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