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The act of sharting and cumming at the same time while intercourse activities.
I shummed so hard last night my wife got shit faced and pregnant at the same time.
by ThrillJ August 22, 2014
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.
That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.
by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008
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