The art of making passionate love to the ass. A slow, deliberate, time-well-spent approach to ass eating.
by thebeavs February 21, 2011
Pronounciation: \poon schway\
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
by Doctor Switch May 03, 2009
When a bird decides its time your house had a woman's touch.
I.e. Installation of cushions candles and net curtains
I.e. Installation of cushions candles and net curtains
Soud is so godamn clungestruck. He has even let his new squeeze perform flange shui on his living room, Fucking candles all over the shop!
by Glenge January 24, 2011
When you are no longer able to take a certain route on your bike, it messes up your bike shui and you refuse to even ride your bike.
Justin used to take his bike to the UMC but then they closed his route, so he just walks now. It totally messed up his bike shui.
by nstg8r February 21, 2011
A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing balance of fucking and being fucked.
For there to be life one must engage in fucking and for there to be death one must be fucked. The cycle of fuck shui
Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living
I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui
Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living
I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui
by The Arch Porphet of Fuck shui April 19, 2009
The aftermath of rigorous sexual activity that results in the rearrangement of your furniture, whether it be living room, dining room or bedroom.
... Robin came over last night. She wasn't only a screamer, she totally fuck shui'd my living room furniture.
by sceeter December 21, 2010