by Not Brian December 09, 2003
Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.
I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn
by frankenspine April 09, 2009
A philosophical system of harmonising the attractiveness of people with the surrounding environment. It can be affected by the presence of either an attractive person, or attractive surroundings.
The girl who just walked in significantly improved the Peng Shui of the room we're in. That painting really adds to it too
by Falkirk March 23, 2014
n. Female secretions released when sexually aroused. The term comes from Mandarin and literally means "love water".
by Sam's neolojism June 14, 2008
The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.
My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.
by acefan February 27, 2009
The art of an internet porn surfer to position him- or herself in a manner that not only obscures the provocative computer screen from public view, but also gives the surfer the ability to detect any intrusive dangers immediately.
by duuuuuder January 12, 2008
The harmonizing of wi-fi and digital devices in relation to available bandwidth, Ethernet or another networking device. Feng Shui of combinations of digital devices
by Neonbohemian November 07, 2013