to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off
"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"
by boys at school December 19, 2006
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An incredibly shit style of dancing that makes you look like a complete twat
Shannon: I've been practising my shuffle
Erin: You're a downie, get a fucking life you stupid cocksmoker
by EJCR January 05, 2009
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means sex plainly and simply reffering to the art of taking each others clothes off and penetrating it might not sound the best word but you most often find your big strong grimey men asking you for shuffle and in my eyes call it what you want as long as i get it
katie- how long have you been home
andrew- about an hour you look gorgeous
katie- do i seriously
andrew- get that tight little wet cunt over here and gime some shuffle
by rowanda February 09, 2008
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To play every song Rhianna ever sang.
"I put my Ipod on shuffle, and every song Rhianna ever sang played."
by theboywhoblockedhisownshot January 05, 2010
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The irritating sound when dragging your feet while walking.
Argh, that asian is not raising his feet one inch from the floor, the noise is driving me crazy! Damn asian shufflers!
by Cybercyrus May 26, 2015
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An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.
Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.
by Mrs. Mark Foster September 01, 2012
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