A Shu Lan is a rare species of frog that happens to be from Hong Kong and has social issues but at the same time is magnificently intelligent and gives the Aman frog very good advice when he needs it. This species of frog is also lesbian and great at dance.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.