a contraction of the words shtupid (see the definition for the word “shtupid”) and head referring to a person who is, will, or has made a completely spectacular stupid, idiotic, unfortunate or undesirable decision or choice

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.