A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

(in context to an object) Something that appears to be wrinkled and small, almost microscopic.

The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.

Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.

A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth

( an insult) (can be used as a joke)