The act of masturbating, then taking a nap. Turns any bad day into a good day.
"Katie's having a bad day, so she's going to go shroding."

"Well, that will turn her bad day into a good day."
by matt86498564752364347857 May 19, 2012
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a penis that is longer than it is wide.
Man that dude had the biggest shrode i had ever seen!
by the kps August 31, 2008
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A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)
Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.

Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways
by DEVISON August 03, 2018
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A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)
Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.

Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways
by DEVISON August 03, 2018
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1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member
can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?
by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 17, 2011
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A person who does nothing but erg. Usually to intense music.
Shrode reached 5000 meters on the erging machine.
by asdf9999 December 12, 2011
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Shroded is a word that also defines Shreked or beaten up very badly, like getting yeeted.
Boyfriend: "Why are you all beaten up?"
Adi: "Because you shroded me!"
by oof.exe November 13, 2018
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