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A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.
by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016
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A shrinker is when a Male gets turned off to the point that his pecker shrinks to one thousandth of the original size
by RETARDO CHAIR July 28, 2019
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A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!
Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...
by love from the convent February 01, 2019